That headline reads like it belongs on The Onion

I, too, strongly condemn the US nuclear strategic plan. But I’m not a nation state. But maybe someone would see this and think, “looks like I need a new plan too.”

AmeriKKKa going for Cold War 2.0.

In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue…

Oh dear.

lol sounds good bruh.

Even that fat fuck knows that we will go out of our way to do anything he actually hates, right?

And we’re past time to have a coalition of people formed that just takes oppressive leaders out and streams their execution.

For him I suggest being dragged over cobblestone while being forced to listen to AI’d voice clips of his dad talking about how disappointed he is in him. I feel like there was a weird daddy issue there and if so, I want that to bother him on his way out.