Alt text for image: A screenshot of a text message reads: “I love farting in the cheese aisle at one of them expensive grocery stores and hear all the Snooty people say how wonderful the cheese smells.”
(Not OC, from Reddit)
Alt text for image: A screenshot of a text message reads: “I love farting in the cheese aisle at one of them expensive grocery stores and hear all the Snooty people say how wonderful the cheese smells.”
(Not OC, from Reddit)
Honey, this vegan cheese smells exquisite, nutty notes with eggy undertones and a cloying bile-like putrescent sheen with a, is that bacon, yes a bacon finish. Amazing how far food technology has come.