I read the entire article incredibly confused because I thought it said immortality
Least insane Taliban action
Everyone knows CAT5 is pure…
I misread this as immortality and was immediately curious what they knew that I don’t
“Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics”I never walk away from this song feeling better.
We did it Patrick! We ended immorality!
I’m gonna level with you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.
Seriously, nothing is new. It came from something else.
it’s not about immorality, it’s to limit the access to outside information in a country where most internet access is done through smartphones.
How can the AP make such a basic mistake as calling Internet access ‘Wi-Fi’?
The Taliban didn’t ban Wi-Fi, they banned fiber optic internet connections. People can run Wi-Fi networks all day.
Because almost everyone else in the world has begun referring to their entire internet connection as “Wi-Fi” and it pisses me off, too.
I’ve also noticed it’s becoming more common to call desktop PCs laptops, interesting linguistic shift
Haven’t noticed that. It’s dead obvious that desktop PCs aren’t mobile at all, and mobility is what makes laptops laptops.
I fucking despise religious reactionaries.
That’s just a symptom of moral prescriptivism, which in turn is a symptom of otherwise impotent desire for control over a weird and scary world.
That doesn’t mean they’re making good choices, but it does explain why they’re making them.
so glad the us bombed their country gave them false hope and then dicked over all the people when they turned it back over to the taliban…
I hope they don’t find out about ethernet
Does this fellow have stock (ownership?) in local DSL providers? Or perhaps even dialup (I am assuming dialup is still a thing in parts of the country)?
I am assuming dialup is still a thing in parts of the country
Fun (sad?) fact: AOL will soon shut down dial up on September 30th 2025: https://help.aol.com/articles/dial-up-internet-to-be-discontinued
I thought they only banned talis