- Rust: - Cannot move princess out of - castlewhich is behind a shared reference
- no python? how are normie programmers like me supposed to relate to this? - You have python. You import antigravity. The princess flies off into space. You monkey patch the princess so she has wings. - And this is how I learned about the antigravity module. Pretty cool! 
 
 
- Python: - from Rescues import Princess Princess.rescue()
- So let me summarise this: - Only C and Lisp actually completed the initial task of getting the princess free, and Author clearly favors C over the drooling and homeless lisp hacker. Also, turns out, C greatest weakness helped to save not only the princess but everything she ever possessed! How convenient! 
- Here is the original comic, it’s got the word fuck in it! Direct link to higher-quality image. - NOOOOOOO NOT THE FUCK W*RD! 
 
- Swift: Apple releases a new version of the castle and deprecates the princess before you finish your implementation 





