"A chemistry professor at UCLA is conducting a final exam. He is an extremely difficult professor, and a bit of an S.O.B. He has told his students that all writing must stop when he calls time – anyone who doesn’t stop will automatically fail the exam. The class is in a large auditorium and is required for all chemistry, biology, etc. students. At the end all the students except one finish as instructed. The one student keeps writing furiously for 30 seconds or so until he is stopped by the professor, who tells him he has failed the exam.

The student walks to the front of the room with his blue book and attempts to argue. The professor doesn’t budge, so finally the student takes a very arrogant attitude and says, ‘Do you know who I am?’ The professor sneers and says, ‘No, I don’t, and it wouldn’t matter,’ whereupon the student says ‘Great!’ sticks his blue book into the middle of the stack of blue books already turned in, knocks the stack down all over the place, and runs out of the room."