He has the hots for his Horst Wessel’s wife.
They are disappearing people illegally. Who gives a single flying fuck about the interpersonal relationships of these two ghouls? The only relationship they should have is with the other inmates in federal prison.
I don’t really give a shit about the East Wing either, but whatever catches people’s attention and turns public attention against these losers is useful.
Wow! That is moving fast. She is luring him in with her black leather pants. She loves power. He loves upholstery. He can’t resist. GOP perversion/hypocrisy at its finest.
“You smell like my couch.”
“…though you’ve had more people on you than my couch”
“Are you calling me a slut?”
“No, I’m just unlikeable.”At JD’s every couch is a love seat.
The plastic on the furniture is for your protection.
Hmm polyester and fabric
“You smell like my
couchas lounge.”Fast moving leather upholstery coming in HOT.
Jds wife knows how much he loves pleather
So, he has to dump the brown wife, win full custody of his Christian kids, and marry the white widow all by early 2027?
I’m sure they can do that. We all know evangelicals don’t give a fuck about any of this.
Those kids are not pure enough for his constituents. He will deliberately lose custody and then whine ahout how the system is biased against fathers.
Public opinion is irrelevant. There’s not gonna be legitimate elections again, and the oligarchs control the media the 99% consume.
Only 50% of Americans blame R’s for the shutdown ffs. Wake up! The US is collapsing under the weight of its own corruption.
“Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt is paid.”
It’s been forty years with no bill in sight.
Or the alternative…
Vance will deport his wife and kids as an example to be led by.
He’ll talk about how it’s a sacrifice that needs to be made and how it’s actually beneficial for them. He’s actually the victim of the success of making America great again. But it’s a sacrifice he is willing to make.
I dunno, seems like a stretch to me. This particular drama probably says more about our touch-averse culture, or starvation for constant political drama.
In isolation perhaps, though I’d consider the whole thing in poor taste regardless. The circumstances and timing doesn’t exactly help however.
Projection is our favorite pass time
Yep, plus I think it’s pretty low to do this to a family who’ve just lost dad. If nothing else the kids don’t deserve it.
“No one will ever replace my husband,” she told the crowd. “But I do see some similarities of my husband in JD— in Vice President JD Vance. I do. And that’s why I am so blessed to be able to introduce him tonight.”
Her husband’s been dead five minutes and he’s married. Gross.
The hug, I could maybe understand, but that comment is either weird or performative. I’m leaning towards the latter, given her husband’s background as a performative mouthpiece for the right. She seems like she’s basically giving her and her dead husband’s endorsement to this administration. They can’t help themselves from jerking each other off in front of everyone. “It’s ok that we act like this because we’re doing it together.” and “the left is trying to break us apart, if we don’t stick together while we act terrible then we’ll all be alone again.”
“No one will ever replace my husband, but…”
-words uttered by no faithful widow, ever.
Yeah, because that is how you hug a significant other. Weird shit going on behind the scene at a republican gathering.
The hand on the back of his head for a hug? …yuck.
They fuckin.
oh please, this is the republican version of an arranged marriage.
Here’s my conspiracy brain take. With turnips rapidly declining health, they know they need the next puppet to take his place. J.V. dunce is all they’ve got but his wife will never be accepted by the cult. So, this kirk shit happens and all of the sudden they have an already cult approved stepford wife, complete with a perfect sympathy story for cover (‘he was helping me with my grief and it just happened like it was meant to be from god!’).
If any of this happens, it just feels too cooked up, a desperate throw of the dice. But, I think the magats are just the right kind of stupid and evil for it to work.
This is all just insane ramblings of a bored nerd.
Go deeper conspiracy brain, Erika is actually a sexpionage handler positioning to be first lady.
Motherfuckers are trying to make Goebbels into Malcom X.
I thought they were outraged by people disrespecting Charlie. And now his widow is disrespecting him like this not even 2 months later.
My brain is insisting that this was a perfectly innocent embrace. The alternative is to imagine JD banging her and that just not a mental picture I am willing to endure.
"Fuck me like one of your french cushions "
