First off: I can’t believe I read the entire post! 😆 Very well written, and yes, the gyro is actually quite good. I’ve had real gyro made by a Greek man when I lived in Germany and while Arby’s is no where near as good, it is better than most gyros I’ve had in the USA. Having said that: how DARE YOU speak poorly of the perfectly seasoned curly fries?!? 😮

I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅