Movies: the machines are exterminating humans

Real Life: the machines can’t tell a school from an artillery battery

Go jump into the Potomac you brain damaged traitor.

I really wish Germany would pay us back for that little getting rid of the Nazis thing that happened last century.

Sorry, the Iranian government beheaded them.

Little bitch cop kills man by gunshot and denying him emergency medical service.

FTFY

Hiding it won’t make the code any better genius.

What’s up broccoli head.

Especially since those require warm water to dissolve the capsule.

The people riding the book probably don’t even know what communism is.

Nowhere on the diagonal is safe. Everyone else is fine.

You know what you did.

“Well I mean yeah, you’re wearing a mid-calf length skirt. Here, these will help.”

She clearly had unrealistic expectations.

You fucking monster.

That single pair of Crocs raises so many questions.

Death is too good for the people we usually think deserve it the most. Let them marinate if fear for a long, long time.

Hahahahaha

Ever since I was a kid I, and other men, have had to occasionally remind women that if the air conditioning is too cold then can they please just put on a sweater because there’s only so much clothing we can remove before we either run out of options or somebody calls the cops.

Me: Finally.

I had one big spaceship, a big blue one from the old school space series. I looked it up and it’s like $2,000 something dollars now. I don’t remember if I had the pirate ship in the OP. I had a bunch of them though.

Oops, you’ve been killed by a dozen Gary clones.