Imagining Jesus’s mother as a redhead just makes everything limp.

It’s a fucking South Park quote and you’re over analyzing this shit.

Wasting a perfectly good penguin what you should be roasting it.

I’d be pissed off if I wasn’t laughing so hard.

Bro… I thought we were friends now you’re telling me I’m ugly.

Dammit, where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?

How do you pay the doctors if the healthcare is free?

Checkmate communists.

Her tits look just like my sister’s.

These look fantastic!

I’d add shrimp.

You have visitors?

Get some meth and a cheap hooker and have a party.

I’d be rolling in that shit like I was Scrooge McDuck.

I used to get the best tourtiere from a strip club in Montreal.

I use radio controlled pick axes and AI-powered ANFO.

What you don’t use a radio to mine with?

Pussy.

I wash my bedsheets yearly whether they need it or not and besides that it’s mostly a self-contained ecosystem for example I don’t change my bath mat because that’s where my mushrooms grow.

I do.

I can’t stand cupboard drawers or microwaves hanging open it would drive me nuts.

Would it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?