- You say thank you grandma because she did her best 
- Why don’t all cops drive around in cars with their name and face plastered all over the side? - You’d think they would in order to strike fear in the hearts of criminals. - 🎶 A superstitious cowardly lot! 🎶 
- Just boil some water. You’ll be scared soon enough 
- They should have to display cute lil nicknames beneath the driver’s side window, like fighter pilots. - Unlike fighter pilots, the nicknames should be community generated. 
 
 
- Am I the only one who thinks its kinda cool? I mean, within the comic lore it’s absurd that he would drive this, but from a consumer standpoint, it’s pretty cool. - I guess if it was part of some sort of DC/Hot Wheels series where all the cars were like that, but it didn’t appear to be. I mean if there was a Joker one and a Robin one and so on, maybe. But there wasn’t. - The box says “9/20” so presumably it is part of a series but all the cooler characters were already sold out. 
- Where are you seeing that it’s not? - The store where I took the photo. 
 
 
- I assumed it was “Harley Quinn” Jim Gordon because THAT Jim absolutely would. He’s a damn good cop. 
- It would be fun because that would be the car that you smash into everything and constantly shit on in your imaginary Story. 
 
- Hot Wheels has Marvel series of cars too and took picture of this “well known” one recently.  - Bitchin’ ride 
- His right arm looks very uncomfortable. - It’s not his. 
 
 
- Oh, that’s Comissioner Jim Gordon. - Yes, he apparently drives around in a car with his name and face on the side. - I mean doesn’t every police commissioner have livery of themselves? 
 
 
- $3.99? I haven’t looked at Hot Wheels in forever. Poor kids 
- Meh, Gotham City PD probably just seized it. I’ve seen worse. - You’d think Gordon could have nabbed himself a better ride through civil asset forfeiture. - WHADDAYA MEAN?!?!?!? - The Muscle Tone is a combination muscle car and tuner, driven by a 4.0 liter supercharged V8!!! - Have you seen the kind of criminals that are in Gotham? Gordon needs to be driving around in an MRAP. And he’s probably seized a few from various Rogues’ Gallery henchmen. 
 
 
 
- Wouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests? - Batman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon! - The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him. - “Can we get drive-through?” - Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose. - ‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’. - ~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~ - ‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’ - Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes. 
 
- No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back. 
 
 
- If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them. 
 








