Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前Brace Stylesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square154fedilinkarrow-up11.32Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.31Karrow-down1imageBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 个月前message-square154fedilink
minus-squareTunaCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up198·edit-211 个月前What if I prefer this? #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET { #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET } #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ( #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET ) #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP : #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ; int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET "mov $1, %%rax\n" "mov $1, %%rdi\n" "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n" "mov $4, %%edx\n" "syscall\n" PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n" "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n" ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up93·11 个月前You can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·11 个月前Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·11 个月前Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 个月前They don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 个月前Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 个月前The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·11 个月前Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
What if I prefer this?
You can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.
Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
Pack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
You win a free trip to the Hague
They don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag.
Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
Can this be done with emoji?
😫
Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
Thanks. I hate it.