For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Crunchy peanut butter shouldn’t exist. It’s lazy, unfinished peanut butter. At the very least, it should cost less. Why are we paying the same price for a job half finished?
The probably just add the crushed peanuts in after making the regular one.
Haha, just like most brown sugar. Spoiler: it’s usually white sugar with molasses added back in.
I never really thought about how brown sugar used to just be less refined white sugar…
So it’s not laziness, it’s maliciousness?
How exactly is that malicious though?
Because when they add them back in, they do it with a really shitty attitude.
😱 They wouldn’t!!
But I like the crunchiness aspect of it.
Then I hope you like the crunching sounds on your children’s grave because you’re weak, your bloodline is weak, and you’ll never survive the winter.
(J/k I just love this joke)
Spicy
Dang. Bury that guy in an empty Peter Pan jar.
Because I’m not gonna put peanuts in myself.
Crunchy peanut butter is superior peanut butter.