• Sparky@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    So Sony makes cameras, games consoles and also is an insurance company.

    Samsung makes phones, TVs and military tech. Hitachi makes diggers and vibrators.

    And Disney makes movies, theme parks and offer hitman services.

    hope the last one will never come true

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      3 months ago

      Disney ruined the Hitman industry. There used to be hundreds of small, Mom and Pop assassin bureau’s that maybe didn’t always succeed in killing the target but you could tell they cared about ending people’s lives. They put heart and soul into the assassination business. But now Disney has gobbled all of them up and it’s just one cookie cutter hit after another. No creativity, no imagination. They pretty much just walk up to their targets in broad daylight then use the Disney lawyers on the back end if anyone tries to stop them. I sure miss the good old days.

      That was a joke. I don’t think Disney is running an assassin business, they’re not Boeing.