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A teenage boy stole his neighbours chicken, then raped and it died during the incident. Yes a chicken.

The neighbour reported it. There were 2 eye witnesses. Medical examination of the chicken confirmed it.

The boy was arrested, confessed and tried. At this point this was national news.

In his defense the dude said, and I kid you not, the chicken was asking for it.

This is one of those news stories that I think about from time to time and wonder what happened to that dude.

Happened in like 2018 I wanna say.

There was a serial killer in Stockton, CA a couple years back that got hunted down to a place in the rural bits near Ione

That house is across the street and 1 over from me, and they get swat to visit them about once a year for some shit or another

We had a guy behead his father live on social media and then try and break into a military base.

I have two.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Brink’s_robbery Summary: an armored car was robbed by desperate “most-wanted” types. Bug national new.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilchrest_Road,_New_York,_crossing_accident Summary: school bus full of kids hit by a train. The reason why “this vehicle stops at all rr crossings” is a thing.

Donald Henry “Pee Wee” Gaskins, An American serial killer who was charged with the murders of several people, mostly women, and admitted in his memoirs and books to various other murders. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Henry_Gaskins

It’s too quiet here, nothing comes to mind thinking of anything bizarre. Maybe that time people tried long-distance sabotaging one of the nearby buildings promoted on the historic registry as the bed and breakfast, only to learn late the registry leaves out its modern bank status, causing the act to be processed like bank robbery laws.

https://patch.com/california/imperialbeach/top-san-diego-weird-news-of-2013-imperialbeach

Here’s just a small sample from 11 years ago, before I even lived here. I think my favorite is the 200+ pounds of marijuana falling out of the sky

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/260-pounds-of-marijuana-drops-out-of-the-sky-in-san-diego/

Here’s a link since Huff Post removed the article

Well it’s more of a family story. My grandfather was around 13 during the war (ww2). We’re from a wetland area and he told me he and his friend used to hide from nazis by jumping next to the plank (lined up planks were used as roads), into the water, and breathing through a reed.

Fun fact: Everybody including kids had boats, and sleighs for the winter. Everything happened over water.

Eventually he ended up having to work for them without pay. He had to bike hours every day to get to this landing strip he had to work on for them.

No airplane ever took off there. The allies bombed the living daylights out of it! He also told me he saw dog fighting in the sky and how exciting that was.

Today it’s a nature reserve! The countless bomb craters have water in them, and are teeming with life. So I like to think he helped improve the local biodiversity 😁

Big fight in a local downtown McDonald’s. Someone films a few seconds of it and a split second of the end of the video shows a guy pulling a raccoon out of his trench-coat. Makes the news worldwide.

A schizophrenic man killed his parents and fled on a cross country pursuit from the police at the advice of his dog.

Long ago when I lived in Florida there was a lady who shot her husband for eating the last fried pork chop. I tried to find it online but there are a variety of similar stories and it was before everything was online.

That one time they found a history teacher in Pomerode who had a swastika in his pool. My history teacher knew the guy and said he was totally not a Nazi, just a WW2 history buff.

Saiba quem é o dono da piscina com a suástica no fundo em Pomerode

Find out who owns the pool with a swastika at the bottom in Pomerode (Google Translate)

Well I live in Philadelphia, and just in the decade I’ve been here, I’ve seen some shit.

The unsolved Hitchbot murder, and then a local radio station’s attempt to repair our good name before the Pope arrived.

The dumpster pools in Kensington.

“Do attend.”

When the Eagles won the Super Bowl and chaos ensued. I can’t find any source on this in particular, but my gf and I agree we heard on the police scanners that a giraffe had been freed from the zoo and was running down Girard.

Drumline Elmo, who has become as big a celebrity in the city as Gritty.

Gritty, who is a national hero in our eyes.

All of which doesn’t even factor in the everyday life crazy. This place is wild, and I’m all for it.

The whole Lorena Bobbit thing happened in my home town.

Chicago suburbs. It’s sort of an interconnected area, so this takes place over two adjoining towns.

There was a very public and stupid feud that took place between two middle aged men. Some of it played out in real life and some was documented on that now defunct website, Topix. One of them had been close friends with the the police officer who was convicted of killing at least one wife. I think he was also a cop. In any case, he was very vocal in defending Drew and anything the other guy said about the murder trial really seemed to get his goat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Peterson

The other guy claimed to be connected with the Chicago outfit. Or the cop claimed he was. I don’t remember.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Outfit

Basically, it was two vaguely mobbed up guys in their 50s engaging in a very public and embarrassing battle of fists and wits in an otherwise unassuming suburb. They would trade insults on Topix, get into slap fights with each other at the local supermarket, and generally just behave like leaded gasoline sniffing idiots. Neither could just walk away from it. Both used their real full names.