This summer, prepare to get blown away in the latest Chad Bikeman blockbuster!

Prompt: an action movie poster with lots of explosions and the protagonist on a motorcycle wearing big black sunglasses, the title "Big Generic Action Movie" is written in big red letters --ar 2:3 --v 6 --stylize 55

Only sharing this one because the spelling is perfect :)

  • pelya@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    10 months ago

    Mmm. The protagonist could be manlier. He’s too well-shaven for an action movie with explosions.

    • Thelsim@sh.itjust.worksOPMEnglish
      4·
      9 months ago

      I know! What were they thinking casting Chad Bikeman as the main lead for this movie!? I mean, he was fantastic in Generic Teenage Drama 1, but that was 15 years ago! God, I loved that movie… Chad and Swoonessa (Stupid stage name, fantastic actress) had such a romantic spark!
      But then they made the other G.T.D.’s and by part 4 it was clear he was really getting too old for these movies. You can only do so much with makeup and a 36 year old teen is really getting unbelievable. His stint in rehab clearly didn’t help either ( I heard he was arrested on a D.U.I. but they managed to cover it up).
      Anyway, I’m getting off track. I totally agree they should have hired a more suitable actor like Mike Squarejaw, but I heard he’s already working on Generic Disaster Movie 2.
      I don’t know who Chad’s agent is, but they are definitely worth their weight in gold if they managed to put him in this movie.

    • Ersatz86@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      10 months ago

      Lil jowly too, from booze-induced puffiness.

      Apparently real men ride the clutch and feather the brakes whilst escaping from an explosion they are otherwise ignoring.

  • 1984@lemmy.todayEnglish
    4·
    10 months ago

    Every movie is the same now… I’m struggling to find anything interesting at all to watch.

    Last movie that fascinated me was Beau is Afraid. Really cool movie.