• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5か月前

    I can’t even express how scarred I’d be if someone murdered him…

    Please don’t, guys…

    Murder him, that is…

    No. Please. Don’t.

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      He said if he gets assassinated he left orders to obliterate Iran. I’m still looking for the downside, but so far it looks like a great deal.

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        5か月前

        I’d say igniting a world war would be a pretty major downside…

        Not to mention that the people of Iran do not deserve to be “obliterated.”

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          5か月前

          Look, if you can’t handle some gallows humor, the next four years are going to get really bad.

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      I mean that would not stop musk unfortunately so if you’re looking for a twofer, buy Taco Bell’s new taco supreme twofer where you get chicken and beef mixed together into one hot wheat bag of fun, how come we got hot model Zoolander murdering the prime minister of Malaysia Yes, I’m pretty sure that’s what happened in this timeline, and Malaysia hasn’t made their own Miss universe to get Trump? Makes you really think doesn’t it?