alleged my ass, i saw him personally kick his wife in the ribs by a dumpster behind a winnipeg montanas in 2016. really laid into her. i thought about saying something, it seemed like he was deliberately trying to kill her. but thats when i realised it wasnt his wife, it was a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, and it made direct eye contact with me, staring at me between winces with those big red eyes.

then it said if i wanted a turn after him, it would cost “about tree fiddy”