I had this shower thought earlier and I actually wanted to post it in that community. The name I came up with was SmartWalkman, but later I realized that Walkman is Sony specific, so I doubt other companies would’ve gone for that name, but I didn’t want to let this shower thought slip so here I am now asking you guys.
PITA from the article “Is that a PITA in your pocket?”. It was written in 1999 and was a literally perfect prediction of what smartphones would be. Even down to PITA being an acronym for both “Personal Information Telecommunication Agent” and “Pain in the Ass” since the overwhelming connectivity would destroy our privacy.
You could legitimately make a conspiracy theory from how accurate his prediction and article was.