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Source: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/602
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Big Bird: “The next letter is G. God is for God, who doesn’t exist, and if God doesn’t exist, that means everything is permitted…”
Source: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/602
Alt-Text:
Big Bird: “The next letter is G. God is for God, who doesn’t exist, and if God doesn’t exist, that means everything is permitted…”
Frogs aren’t happy…I had a frog in my back yard last year for 2 weeks. He just screamed bloody murder the entire time. Just hours and hours of screaming at 2am.
I don’t know if he hopped away, or if he got eaten by a predator, but I feel like I appriciate the circle of life a little bit more knowing that fuckers probably dead.
He wasn’t necessarily unhappy. He was probably horny, though.
That’s a good stratagy. I’m going to go to the bar this weekend and just stand next to women. Then just start screaming as if I’m being stabbed, while a basket of puppies burn in a fire. All with an erection.
What could possibly go wrong?
It’s worth a shot.
If you’re eaten by a snake because you sound like a frog, I will enjoy the scientific paper that results.
Lots of watery wet frog eggs in a pond near your bedroom window.
Nothing like empiricism.