Headline reads: Millennials ruining the wall industry
What happens next will SHOCK you
A lightning strike?
This would only be cool if you’re somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won’t ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope
I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope
I’d just start beating off while staring straight at it with an expressionless face.
Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies
You could have walls but no roof
To make it even crazier, you could have a roof that is transparent and you could open. Tada you get as much outdoor as you want, without being soaked wet by the thunderstorm.
Yes all those natural predators in Switzerland you need to watch out for.
According to Google they have wolves and bears. What more do you want?
I would trust everything you read on Google. While Switzerland probably does have some wolves and bears realistically you’re never going to encounter one.
That was a joke Art installation AFAIK a decade back.
Swiss here, no it isn’t. Here’s a (german) overview of a few “openair hotels”: https://www.stilpalast.ch/travel/specials/schlafen-unter-freiem-himmel-7144
So… you get room service? Like… how far do these workers stay from these rooms? Can they see you pee and take a dump? Where do you clean yourself? Do you get a refund if it rains? Is a simple hotel room somewhere nearby cheaper than this gourmet outdoor experience?
So many questions…
That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.
Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.
There are nice bug nets made specifically to fit around hammocks. You see the sky and not be eaten alive.
Some hammocks even have the bug net built in creating a nice bugfree cocoon.
Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?
Sorry, tarps and scaffolding is extra.
I thought it was the onion, but I searched and found it… $340 a night.
Had to double check the date to make sure I wasn’t in a 2 month long coma and that it wasn’t April fools.
Good luck in the rain!
Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?
Pfft, shelter? That’s for poor people!
houses? thats for homeless pe-
wait, something feels wrong
virgin “outdooor hotel” fan vs chad homelessness enjoyer
Too many wind-blowable things in that “room”.
Hope the weather forecasts around there are very accurate.
That doesn’t seem unworkable. Just add a few walls and a roof and it would be a nice place to stay.
Someone has a fundamental misunderstanding about what a room is…
Wild predators are one thing but what about bats with rabies? You wouldn’t even know you got bit until it’s too late.
I’d be more worried about the weather.
Am I the only one that would actually really enjoy this?
Being outside in the mountains with fresh cool air, but you actually have a proper, comfy warm bed to enjoy as well?
Sign me the fuck up.
Until it rains… or storms… or there is thunder or snails or dogs barking or whatever. Hell no “-”
Or something poops on your face.
You know, there’s this thing called “camping”, you should really look into it.
“Proper, comfy warm bed”
Sure let me just bring my whole-ass double bed and mattress with me when I go camping 🤡
shit I have a pair of inflatable twin mattresses that can be joined together. open up my sleeping bag, put it down as base warmth, with a pillow and another cozy blanket… That pretty much meets the definition
If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.
There was this bamboo treehouse that my wife and I slept in on a vacation. It was really nice and relaxing. We plan to go back soon.
