Sometimes I really fucking wish I was that dumb, like what a fucking cool and interesting little reality these people live in.

Humans use water.

Eh, I will sometimes make a big batch of sauce and then either keep in the fridge a few days or freeze it. But that’s besides the point. I can still make a pasta Bolognese in about an hour if I’m trying to make a quick but tasty weekday meal, since you don’t actually HAVE to simmer it for hours.

Like to take a beef wellington for example, you can’t really cut corners on it and make one on Wednesday night after work. Even if you were to buy a pre made one, you would still have to roast it for ages.

And even then a lot of Italian cooking is legitimately quick, even doing it “properly” a carbonara for example is super quick and easy to make from scratch, if you just buy the bread instead of making it Bruschetta is super easy, or if I’m feeling super lazy I will sometimes make a frittata with leftovers, that takes like 15 mins to make. In the other hand no one quickly throws together a chicken and leek pie, or make a pasty from scratch, or even something as relatively simple as a roast. The only British food I ever really make for easy meals is a stew because you can make it in a slow cooker, but stew isn’t even a uniquely British dish.

As a child I was forced to eat a lot of Sunday roasts at the grandparents that were bland and anemic and mushy, with veg boiled within an inch of its life, and where the meat was the only good part

And I used to date an Indian lass who was the worst cook I’ve ever met in my life, the food she made was truly disgusting. But that doesn’t mean all Indian food is bad.

I know self-flagelation is a time honoured tradition of ours, but the whole “Britain bad” circlejerk is just getting annoying now.

British food is actually top tier. The big difference with something like Italian food for example is Italian is quicker and easier to make, so your average person can put together a pasta dish pretty quickly as a weekday evening meal. Whereas youre not going to come home and quickly make a roast dinner or a beef wellington or a proper steak and ale pie, so instead you’ll just bang some fish fingers and chips in the oven and 20 minutes later have some perfectly good scran for while you watch EastEnders.

100% real, you can buy packs of frozen removedts at basically any supermarket

I watched The Good Place, does that count?

What’s the actual fuck Microsoft

I’m guessing this is a misleading post? Probably a random app in the store that’s called “terminal” that is broken and the actual windows command prompt is working fine.

None of the countries big on football are going to boycott the WC, there’s 0 political will for it and would only make the government less popular

And who is going to enforce it???

That sounds like too much

I’m guessing he’s saying the weird pixels around the eye are evidence it’s AI?

But like AI has been able to do perfect profile picture photos for years now.

Like some kind of public house?

Too real

I really wish I could do audio books, but my ADHD riddles brain zones out constantly and i would keep having to skip back because I realised I wanst paying attention and had no idea what happened for the last 5 minutes. I already have to this with TV shows sometimes and even books ill occasional read a paragraph without actually reading it.

No. He was discussing something technical and linked an article by uncle bob, someone tried to argue about uncle bob being a bad person. kovarex said that him being a piece of shit doesn’t mean the technical thing he is describing in the article is wrong.

This is a really forced smear campaign against him that’s being pushed by russian and tankies accounts of Wube came out in support of Ukraine.

Do you really have nothing better to do with your life than being a troll?

People aren’t offended, they are just point out the comical and graphic implications of telling someone you’re trying to get pregnant.

You are inventing outrage that doesn’t exist.

I want to be bred while simultaneously breeding someone else