• MelodiousFunk@startrek.website
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    2 days ago

    Plot twist: the toddler has a multi-year marketing push worth tens if not hundreds of millions, which convinced a lot of people who don’t know the first thing about chess that it really is very impressive, and all those chess-types are just jealous.

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      2 days ago

      Have you tried feeding the toddler gallons of baby-food? Maybe then it can play chess

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          “If we have to ask every time before stealing a little baby food, our morbidly obese toddler cannot survive”