It’s got real “Fra jee lay. Must be Italian” vibes.
I guess elbows off the table isn’t a thing in your house.
NSFW table.
It goes with the couch.
Nice tits
Does your dad do lines of coke and run a casino?
Am I the only one that’s disappointed the glass top is supported by their elbows?
Even that wouldn’t have been so bad if they didn’t grind flat spots on the elbows to support the table.
Fra-gee-lay, must be Italian!
The boomer equivalent of buying half naked anime figurines.
is mom not putting out
I have a feeling OPs mom and dad are divorced. That table definitely seems like divorced dad chic.
At any rate, i would have liked to see mom’s face when dad rolls in with this like “Ayo, look what i got” :D
yeah I should have thought of that. dad defo listens to some podcasts
Which casino does your dad own?
It really ties the rest of the furniture together.
Does your dad do talk therapy for mob bosses in this room?
You really nailed it here. That’s is really funny. Like Dr. Melphi.
Hot
It’s a major award
Your dad has the taste of a 1950s man
I guess I do too cuz this is dope