This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

  • c1a5s1c@feddit.org
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    9 days ago

    I’ll say the same thing when you get falsely busted for stealing a pack of doritos with questionable evidence

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      9 days ago

      Nice Mao Zedong / John Cena profile pic, is that satire or praise?

      If I can’t provide an allibi for the great dorito heist of 2026 and they find the dorritos in my possession then I guess thats the end of it, don’t try to martyr me to a bunch of lawless assholes.