• Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works
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    3 hours ago

    Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are… undiscovered… trees… in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.

    • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I’m not a tree scientist, I’m a wood scientist! I’m only interested in trees AFTER they’re cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!