A version that made me crack up was “astronauts use Linux because there’s no sound in space”
Is this a reference to those ancient times when it was hard to get sound working in Linux?
Yes
Submarines run Linux because you can’t open Windows under water.
Meanwhile astronauts using Windows:
I’d like to petition that more businesses just use their letterboard signage for dumb dad jokes
The one near me that does this had this gem recently:
“I studied dad jokes in college - I majored in sighence”
Thats beautiful, thank you 🥹🥲
I suppose you can actually open windows in space. It just sucks. Or blows depending on perspective.
What kind of business is this?
It’s a gas station in Seattle.
I thought I recognised it, the one in Wallingford right?
Yeah. Looks like it.
Appreciative
This looks pretty residential. Are they zoned to appreciate?
I think they’d appreciate you giving them the benefit of doubt.
🤤
