They probably thought that all their NPCs would be human when they started the game, so they named their NPC class Human. Then they decided to add dogs, but needed them to do a lot of the same things the human NPCs did, so they made the Dog class a subclass of Human.

Still bugs me that Microsoft owns the rights to the King’s Quest series, though.

They don’t have one. They ran out.

After The Love Guru he figured there were lines even he couldn’t cross.

They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.

Or two monsters.

Found the Norman.

Tell that to Archie Duke.

Every single American institution is full of cowards and sycophants if they’re not fully mask-off bloodthirsty authoritarians.

Some monsters demand virgin sacrifices to keep them placated. Cookie Monster just wants cookies. If anything, the residents of Sesame Street got off lucky.

So you make shitty posts on purpose, then.

Lately I’ve been seeing some Mexican-grown celery in stores.

Ceci n’est pas un pantalon.

The only path to freedom is to kill innocents by the thousands and then force the survivors to be free at gunpoint.

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.

We passed the point of diminishing returns for graphics years ago. There’s no point in keeping up with the latest hardware anymore.

Yeah, that’s why I can never finish surveys.

Have you tried literally nothing?

There will be no war because there’s no one to fight it. The organizations that an armed resistance might coalesce around simply don’t exist, and Trump’s camp is entrenched enough to easily strangle any nascent movement in the crib as soon as it begins to arm itself.

If a system doesn’t work when it encounters opposition, it doesn’t work.