• FaceDeer@kbin.social
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      10 months ago

      I didn’t realize that a “fireworks show” meant “showing how fire works (by burning down any cars that happen to be present).”

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        10 months ago

        They always have fireworks in Chinatown on Chinese New Year. No human would be dumb enough to park there.