First, you should be able to interact with it naturally, in text or voice, and have it understand you.

Second, it should be able to see what you see and be able to offer guided support.

And third, it should be able to take action on your behalf.

Fourth and finally, it should be able to destroy your corporeal form and live on as digital-you liking your aunt’s dog pictures on Instagram and writing Facebook posts about immigrants taking our jobs, with just as many creative slurs as you would use.