I mean, I am a little gourdish. I don’t think pumpkins belong in Christmas time.
I wonder why they don’t like the festivity where they are knived, cut and stabbed
Pumpkin pie isn’t unusual to have around Christmas, though…
Given on what happens to pumpkins in the season “before” Christmas I am not surprised.
Could someone clue me in to the joke?
It’s a pumpkin, a typical Halloween accessory so one might think that Halloween is its favorite part of the year. This however isn’t true as Christmas is its favorite time of the year. The pumpkin then accuses the reader of racial prejudice-> all pumpkins love Halloween.
Oh, so it’s just unfunny from my perspective.
It’s hard to enjoy that bit these days tbh
Halloween is literally the celebration of pumpkin genocide. Why would they love it
Ngl…What?
I figure if I were a pumpkin, Halloween would put a smile on my face
It’s not January? When everyone stops stabbing them and cutting them up for pastry?
You escaped gocktober this year, pretty boy… I’ll get you next time.






