(inhales in bill maher)

See this is what’s wrong with leftists these days. They got too radicalized by their tumblr polycule echo chambers to understand that living in REAL WORLD requires COMPROMISES. I fully support orphans rights to stay on this god’s green earth. But I’m also an adult, I understand how some people think we would’ve been better without them. I mean, this whole dilemma could’ve been avoided if everyone had at least one parent, is this really too high of a bar for today’s youths to not be tiny parasite bastards? What I’m JOKING is it ILLEGAL to joke nowadays? Are you going to run to your central committee throuple to CANCEL me?

Anyway I think mars is a good middle ground