pastolia6@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 days agoGetting into Heavenlemmy.caimagemessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1718arrow-down116
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minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoOnly seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in. See you in hell.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoSooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance. Fuck life!
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoAt least the people I hate won’t get in. That’s a victory on its own.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-212 hours agoGreat mindset No wonder you won’t get into heaven.
minus-squareZorque@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoThat means Bob Ross didn’t get in 😭
Only seven souls have gotten into heaven. The most recent one was Fred Rogers. The one before that was over 700 years ago. The rule is to get into heaven, you need to be judged better than the previous one let in.
See you in hell.
Sooooooooo…Dolly Parton has a 50/50 chance.
Fuck life!
At least the people I hate won’t get in.
That’s a victory on its own.
Great mindset
No wonder you won’t get into heaven.
That means Bob Ross didn’t get in 😭