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I’m in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?
He basically has them inside (translucent) sex toys and puts his dick in there. I am not sure you would be missing much. 😆
Yes. www.protonvpn.com
I’d say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.
As an Italian, I’m lost for words
Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌
my hands are trembling
Obviously it’s puttanesca
Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.
Gotta be rotini, it’s ribbed
Marketing!
I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets…vigorous.
Thoughts?
I think I actually watched this
You think? You don’t remember? I’d remember that.
Alr, ok, I definitely watched this
I figured, you just didn’t want to admit it. I get it.
I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.
Would love a Collab.
Giggity
So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!
Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with
Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.
I’ll leave that one oit there hanging.
You’re a monster.
no love for fusilli?
I prefer Tagliatelle
I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.
I would laugh, but potato.
Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).
He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate
No need to.
So it’s all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We’ve all dipped our… toes… into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.
I’ll be disappointed if Bush’s isn’t the most fuckable brand of bean.
Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.
I think it’s very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol’ what for.
Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.
Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?
tosses beans a towel
Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.
“You fucking disgust me.”
Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.
Play your cards right and you won’t need those beans tonight. ;)
Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!
Once you go black bean you’ll never go black eyed pea.
So you like some fur?
Not safe for Lemmy.
