The unnamed 24-year-old rushed to the Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse, in the south west of the country, late on Saturday night (stock image).
24 year old man with artillery in his rectum: “Ooo, how did that get there? I didn’t notice one going down when I was eating. I thought it was a bit uncomfortable when I tried to poop. Well thank you for sorting that out for me. I couldn’t kee… No, no, ok, I guess you’re right.”
Older, wiser, less desperately horny men: if it doesn’t have a flared base, or if there’s any possibility it could come apart or break, don’t put it in. Source: the internet.
24 year old man with artillery in his rectum: “Ooo, how did that get there? I didn’t notice one going down when I was eating. I thought it was a bit uncomfortable when I tried to poop. Well thank you for sorting that out for me. I couldn’t kee… No, no, ok, I guess you’re right.”
Older, wiser, less desperately horny men: if it doesn’t have a flared base, or if there’s any possibility it could come apart or break, don’t put it in. Source: the internet.