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Anyone with kids knows you have baby clothes that your perfectly healthy kid just never wore. Because holy shit when people learn youre having a baby they throw clothes at you.
Well of course, they have all those clothes from when they had a baby and they got clothes thrown at them! It took us years for enough people we know to have babies for us to get rid of all the baby clothes!
And then expect you to provide proof that they actually wore the outfit.
For real, for real. I once suggested we simply dress up the baby in all the stuff, take pictures and feed them to the crowd.
Baby did not approve. Playtime was preferred.




