In the Chesapeake Bay, I was heartbroken when my sunglasses slipped off my head into the dark murky water (blech, dark murky water, how is it even safe for swimming and why is it normal for people to be in here? I don’t know). The water was chest deep and I was carrying my daughter around playing around, when suddenly I stepped on something and picked it up with my toes, it was my sunglasses! I have rarely been so elated.