- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/14080970
Hilarious
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- It’s Java
I feel like when you title your post “Hilarious”, you’re being sarcastic. Are you, perhaps, aware that this is actually pretty unfunny? Yet you posted it here nonetheless.
Watch out OP, big funny appreciator over here found your post sub par
Funny is not an objective quality. The OP can find it hilarious, while you find it unfunny. You can always post something that’s funny to you.
You missed the point. OP’s title suggests that THEY DO NOT THINK IT’S FUNNY EITHER. But they posted it anyway, because updoots I guess
Peer reviewing your apologies is always important.
Typical 1-off error
If there’s two things I hate, it’s off by one errors!
Point four was the first thing I immediately noticed.
forever scarred by OBO errors… I noticed that too
Technically 102 if you include the one already said
No, they explicitely demanded the 100 times after the say-i-am-sorry-once-routine terminated
It wasn’t explicit! What if the amount of sorries is stored in a global state? She didn’t necessarily specify 100 more sorries. Women so confusing smh.
Formatting
Many text parsers trim down whitespace unless it’s explicitly a code block. You see this often when people attempt to use interleaved spaces for emphasis. For example:
R E D H A Tbecomes “R E D H A T” in your Markdown interpreter.
I think WhatsApp supports code snippets with backticks.
102 times if you count the one before the code.
Also java.
Say I’m sorry hundred times before I will forgive you
Dude had a chance and he screwed it up.
Nah, anyone that’s childish enough to ask something like that isn’t worth the effort.
From the tone of the first message, I’m guessing that’s not the first off-by-one error in their relationship.
I really really really hate people who write code in chats as if they are demonstrating some incredibly amazing skill. Doubly so because they so often fuck it up.
Public static void main (That’s the joke) { args};
That usually done by young folk who just learned the basics. Cut them some slack. They feel good about learning something new.
Yeah, you are right I should.
goes to stack overflow to steal some code
As someone learning how to code, Im happy I got it!
print(‘I am sorry’*100)
I am sorryI am sorryI am sorryI…
