The mystical cart without a janky wheel, the prophecies have foretold of this one.

Chaotic Neutral, you still technically returned it to nature

My interest in subnautica 2 is like the actual second game: below zero.

The first game and below zero are so different I’m not confident they know what about the first game was what drew people in.

Unless there’s a safety concern, there’s always the side of the road. I drive 2 lane backwoods roads periodically, and it’s not uncommon to see a car pulled a bit off the road with no visible driver’s seat.

Fuckin king! That’s an amazing joke.

Step it the fuck up orcas!

I’m so glad I stopped caring about disturbed close to 20 years ago. Plus, that album after inside the fire was fucking trash.

I saw them live at an open air festival before COVID and that was such a disappointing show. Definitely killed any interest I had, and this just buries the body.

It gets so boring

It starts so boring. I barely made it through the first season and some of the second. It was sooooooo fucking dull that I gave up on it around the time what’s his name dies in the desert.

“This shitty company has been shitty for 20 years, why do we care” is one of the most fanboi, dickriding responses possible. Why are you riding for Nintendo so hard given their shitty anti-consumer practices?

The only way that works in practice is to either have a second admin who gets the order while the first is talking to their boss, or you have a non-technical person with a break glass account that can do it while the admin is in that meeting.

I’ve had to be the second admin on more than one occasion and it sucks to be the one disabling your coworker/friend when they get fired, but it’s part of the job.

Mmmmmm, arsenic tea…

Someone caught a minnow

Just about any multiplayer game. I generally don’t like playing with randos (why would I want to listen to a 12 yo squeal in my ear that they fucked my mother in a pitch only dogs can hear?), and most of my friends don’t play games I’m interested in.

Honestly, Black Flag is the only AC game I ever come back to. I enjoyed 1 and 2, and 3 was ok, but BF was the pinnacle of the series (only partially because of the ship combat).

I’d love a game that’s just the pirate ship parts, that was easily the best part. Setting up supply lines, capturing ships and sinking hunters. Good times.

I call that my morning constitutional

That’s called a contraction, and stands for “phone is” as in ‘the phone is on sale’

Giving up the right to silence is sub-optimal?

What do the mouth swabs test for then?

An excuse to arrest you

What should be and what is are two different things, and pretending like something doesn’t exist just because you don’t want itto exist is a detriment to you more than anything else.

Spoken like a teenager pretending to be an adult lol.

People with actual experience don’t assume someone’s disagreement means they are inexperienced. But assuming as much is a good indicator of someone being actually inexperienced, though.