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hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Code quality can be measured in fucks per minute

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Code quality can be measured in fucks per minute

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hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    The fuck? How the fuck did that happen? I didn’t even fucking … That’s not what I fucking wrote. Wtf? Fuck is this? Fuck this shit! Oh, fuck. Fucking mother fuck. Stupid fucking auto complete.

    My roommates probably think this is a religious mantra by now.

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      Don’t forget the XKCD “WTFs per minute” review metric

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      God damnit! Who the fuck wrote this streaming pile of dog shit? Which ignorant fucktard has their head shoved so far up their ass that they would do something this stupid!?

      Checks git blame

      Ahhh fuck!

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        checks git blame

        oh fuck you past self

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          That asshole gets me every time.

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