I’m a teacher in Flroida and definitely not being paid enough to do it.
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Windows admin or slaughterhouse.
Debt collection.
Or anything related. I filled a gap between careers doing tech support for a local (Canadian) software company that made a database for collectors (primarily in the USA). Never again, the industry or ancillary to it.
I worked with a debt collection agency from an IT perspective and dealt with what I believe to be the same company. It is an industry that I never want to support again if I can avoid it. I met some good people but it’s just an unhealthy work environment overall.
I once fucked up a potentially lucrative business-to-business contract for one of those companies. It seems I innocently documented their intent to do illegal bullshit a little too thoroughly. It’s some of the work I’m most proud of.
🫡 Thank you for your service
Least I could do.
And I’m still too chicken to even leave my comment about it long term, because these are not good people.
You’re fucking class mate.
I once took a job where we essentially repossessed trap houses from the inhabitants - even if they had once been legal tenants. I soon started feeling much better when neighbours cheered us on and brought cups of tea. I later discovered my boss was notorious in the industry for going after scum rather than debtors. That job might have been the closest I’ve ever got to public service. But as for everything else you say, I couldn’t agree more. Debt collection against individuals is a disgusting, exploitative and inherently corrupt business.
Roofing. That has to be the hardest job there is.
The hardest? I dunno about that.
Janitorial service, cleaning toilets and worse.
6.000€ a week, one toilet to keep clean. It’s only used by an elderly (constipated) lady twice a week.
Deal ?
Where do I sign up?
(Health) Insurance agent. Too unethical.
Beekeeping. I appreciate and respect the little guys, but I can’t overcome the panic when a loud buzzy thing with a knife on its ass comes near me.
Australian native bees can’t sting, do a great job of pollinating, and make a little honey on the side. They’re very curious from experience with a swarm making a home on my water meter box, but not very scary.
Checks notes on Australia I don’t believe you.
J/K
Underwater welding,like on those pipelines that people get sucked inside
You don’t want an encounter with Delta P
Well, I just learned another job that I will never do. Thanks for the educational video.
Check out the Byford Dolphin incident if you really want to hear about a terrible professional diving accident. A whole guy was sucked through a tiny slit in a fraction of a second due to massive delta P.
The crab, damn.
Seriously. That was a tiny hole it got pushed into
When it’s got ya, it’s got ya!
Big yikes
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Great movie; “Repo Man” with Emilio Estevez.
Emilio and Harry Dean Stanton are on a stake out. Stanton says “I hate normal people. Normal people spend their whole lives trying to avoid tense situations. Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.”
Nothing. Give me a million dollars a day I’ll do any legal job there is. I’d retire after a day or seven depending on the job, but you could absolutely pay me enough to do any job.
Hi there, I represent a pharmaceutical company that has made a new penis removal procedure using groundbreaking new technology that only requires one pair of cheap blunt scissors instead of the usual expensive medical equipment. They are looking for test candidates and you seem like a perfect fit!
Blåhaj here I come!
Doesn’t really sound like a job but ok. I guess I also wouldn’t do anything that would likely kill me. Like sherpa everest.
Chicken slaughterhouse tech
That’s a kids before/during/after school job, it isn’t for adults anymore.
Debt collector. Too unethical.
Lawyer. It’s like doing homework for a living.
I never understood the point of lawyers. Their job is to literally throw off the court in the process of determining the truth and choosing punishment for crime. For everyone else this would be another crime called “obstruction of justice”, and yet for lawyers it’s their actual job that courts allow.
Lol? The fuck are you talking about?
Yeah sure, let’s not give anybody the ability to defend themselves, sounds like a great idea!
You have never been in any actual court room have you? Or met any police officer or prosecutor for that matter.
I have, but as the victim
Anything related to plumbing or sewage.
I already don’t like dealing with other people’s shit, I’d hate it if I had to do it literally.
