Apparently a lot of people’s actual last word is “Fuck!” And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I’ve been in.
But I will hope for “goodbye” as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.
Today is a good day to die
change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
“That’s not good, I’m not happy”
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
That’s is!?!? That was mid.
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.
There is always money in the…
Time to go.
Heh. You made one mistake… Your safety’s on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
“Hopefully I’ll do better next time”
Butt cheeks
“What are you gonna do, shoot me?”
“What was that noise?”