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minus-squaremanmachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoevery day we stray further from god
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoDon’t worry, they still make extensive use of regexes.
minus-squaredan@upvote.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI didn’t think any JSON parsers used regex given how simple the grammar is… but I’ve seen some horrors, so I shouldn’t rule it out.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoCan you at least wait for me to die before taking me to hell, Satan?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoSatan? There is no Satan here… ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
every day we stray further from god
Don’t worry, they still make extensive use of regexes.
I didn’t think any JSON parsers used regex given how simple the grammar is… but I’ve seen some horrors, so I shouldn’t rule it out.
Can you at least wait for me to die before taking me to hell, Satan?
Satan? There is no Satan here…
ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ