You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
Portal!
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I feel like this is well described lmao
I’m guessing Factorio.
It doesn’t mention losing all sense of time and accidentally playing for 16 hours straight though
Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.
Hades?
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
Supernatural FedEx Man.
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
You’re an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.
Outer Wilds!
Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let’s go explo-YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
Elden Ring right?
Could also be the switch Zelda games
Elden Ring was the correct answer, but I don’t disagree. I just played BOTW and am now playing TOTK. Up until you get a few heart container upgrades it might as well be Legend of Zelda: Darkness of the Souls.
Once you get to the second row of hearts, it’s a much easier game though.
Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.
You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
It’s Skyrim, isn’t it?
