Let’s call Captain Hindsight next, I am sure he will have some good ideas.
“Kid shouldn’t have been in the fire. Well, my work here is done. Captain Hindsight, AWAAAAAAY!”
slowly turns and walks away
That’s Captain Obvious.
Captain Hindsight would point out leaving your scented candle burning unattended in the bathroom was a bad idea, or something like that.
Slightly different.
*maintains eye contact and moonwalks away"
He does have hindsight, after all.
Isn’t that more like sympathy?
You are correct. It IS sympathy. Sympathy acknowledges the situation. Empathy acknowledges their feelings, more like “I can imagine how this situation makes you feel.”
Thoughts and prayers man.
Nah, Empathy Man would make sure the building is up to fire code and has fire escapes so the kid has less chances of getting stuck in that situation
Thoughts and prayers
That’s a nice cleavage spike she has
A cleavage what now?
keratinous chest horn
Discussion in all my relationships: “I just want you to listen to me, not try to fix the problem!”. I think I’ll just go for the guys next time I hear that…
They’re only saying that because your suggestions aren’t good enough. Keep trying to solve their problems, you’ll get it eventually.
It also might be he’s not assertive enough. It’s not enough to tell them what to do, you also have to pressure them constantly to take your advice.