Don’t worry cap’n everything’s shiny - honest!

I greatly miss the ability to simply purchase a program on a disk for a given year and just have access to that tool.

Sure, business insider, this is news. Write that headline…

God the only journalistic institution I respect anymore is the Onion

Charged with 83 counts of attempted murder. Holy crap! How was the cockpit unlocked so this guy delirious in a bad trip could even gain access?