Zapp: “clear my schedule”
Kif: takes out etch-a-sketch and shakes it
Zapp: “clear my schedule”
Kif: takes out etch-a-sketch and shakes it
Can chocolate just let me finish?
Ow…The butter in my pocket is melting.
You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!
Learning is fun.
Hey, I should be mad at you.
I’m 40% ______.
I quote “Tell them I hate them” all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.
From Fry and the Slurm Factory
I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.
Really any of his lines from War is The H Word or Amazon Women in the Mood.
Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it’s shank or be shanked.
The one you posted is probably the best.
Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they “look in the box” and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy’s always tickles me:
Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil… and shallow!
Amy A : I am not evil!
The husband and I quote “one art please” and “your [something] is bad and your should feel bad”
When push comes to shove, you’ve got to do what you love, even if it’s not a good idea.


27 years together, 24 married


Stickied for visibility.
Pauly Shore was born in 1968. Fry was born in 1974 according to the Infosphere.
Fry would likely have had knowledge if Pauly Shore was frozen before him.
My guess is a toss up between the 80s guy and Pauly Shore.
Edit- Since 80s guy died from Boneitis, Pauly Shore is the oldest. (Not counting the heads in the jars).
If you do count the heads, is anyone older than George Washington?
Thanks for the heads up. I removed the Futurama Sleepers link. Although work has been keeping me busy, I do check my inbox and the mod reports pretty much on a daily basis. Have a great weekend! ~Awa
To make a long story short…
Too late
And it is requested.
No one loves you cause you’re tiny and you’re made of meat.