Some say this is just a coverup story for the murder of the ladle inventor whose family in Kilkenny still claim rightful ownership of that patent, but today arguing with Big Spoon is just asking for it

It works if you’re like 22 and have few responsibilities and much free time.

If you’re 44, fuck that noise, I got a routine to keep or everything will fall apart.

Yeah this reeks of “we’re gonna keep a list of all the things you fascists break while you’re invading us”

ooook well that’s scary, anything but paperwork

If you dig into it, she’s trying to create this holistic, patient-centered model, which is absolutely unaffordable and untenable in today’s world, she’s paying the tuitions of the first class herself because the new teaching hospital she built is so insanely expensive it couldn’t run on affordable tuitions. There’s no way to scale what she’s doing for all Americans. She wants patients to paint while they recover from things, because it helped her.

Either she’s out of touch as all hell and doesn’t understand any of this (possible), or she’s really just creating a template for the rich (likely) or both are possible.

They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.

Cheerleader Chicken and I feel like Netflix has already started working on the pilot

The original is great and it’s incredible to inspire no matter

If anything the media is sanewashing harder than ever as they’re like, “oh the economy is starting to flash red lights, and nothing to worry about yet, but it could be bad” bitch please there’s a goddamn economic armageddon coming and a disease one to follow, but OK let’s keep everyone calm.

I’m in this weird middle ground where I hate FB with a passion and it depresses me every time I log in, but I need to create a personal brand for my business (and to get laid, who am I kidding) and honestly I’m thinking about getting one of my friends to run it for me, which seems weird but

Kerosine will run a diesel engine, all I can think of.

You know how we installed that system and have been waiting for a chance to see how it works

One of my hobbies as a stupid young man was breaking into roof spaces connected to my city’s skywalk system, which I lived in.

You would be surprised how many buildings have these inside them, where you can’t see them at all. If it’s too difficult to get them rooftop or there’s a code against them, or they don’t want residents complaining about 5G in their buttholes, they just go inside the elevator room or somewhere tucked away.

Bear arms no less

Shh they like to say “only 22k jobs” like we’re still growing just not as fast

The media today was a case study in “ok don’t panic everyone”

About a year ago, we started seeing that “this app is depreciating” warning and sure enough, snatched up. But it does still work for now.

Microplastics in the air caused by brake and tire dust seem to be the most compelling link I’ve seen. But that would mean a rethink of way too much, so blame a generic drug no one will bother defending.

Having a gun will not protect you from the military, which is now our enemy.

There is only the option to run and I encourage trans people to begin executing those plans I know you’ve been making to get to higher ground. Pool your resources, go together, support each other.

Yes that’s one way of looking at death yes.

It’s because for the Average Joe, having a TV box at the end of your driveway that has the latest big number on it is important. It’s how they gain their identity. Do not upset them for obvious reasons.

I had my measles tested earlier this year, and my immunity has worn off. I’m in a state that borders Texas so I got my ass to Walgreens.

They asked if it was for school or for work… when I told them it was because my doctor had ordered it, they were like, hold on. They had to confer for quite a while. Lesson learned, say “work”

My kid goes with his mom on trips to CO so I am breathing a sigh of relief, he can get all the vaccines there if they join in fighting back like Portlandia is doing

And then I think about the thousands of poor kids around here who will never leave their county of birth

fuck