I used to pre-mix peanut butter and a sick of butter in my kitchen aid and leave it in the fridge for this exact reason.

Sometimes I’d also add Sriracha

The Pledge of Ethics?

Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.

I’d like to experiment with other non-capitalist based systems in various points of infra-structure of my country.

I don’t think this “only make money in all things, all the time” shit is a smart way to manage numerous complex systems.

I don’t have all the answers on how that shakes out, but I think the first move would be to only allow professionals experienced in respective fields to set up these experiments. Existing profitable systems and overseeing corporations be damned.

I was upset at first, but he was right in the long run.

What the French say about love is true… “omlette du fromage”

He saved my first and third marriages…

Flaccid.

How pointless and pedantic.

Anus… Right into the anus…

A song for you.

Aren’t they currently developing a show based on GQ?

The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.

Sweet… Jesus…

Green chile and cheese.

I’ve done just about every drug out there. Had a pretty significant meth problem in my late teens and early 20’s. Never smoked a cigarette.

Just always seemed too gross to be worth it.

I got tossed sophomore year, and got my GED later.

I graduated with a B.S. in engineering a few years ago.

I know them feels

“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”

Homes aren’t going to get more affordable… Neither is Healthcare.

They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.

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