How is a noob supposed to read and understand any of that?
Even my friends to which I have explained the general philosophy and utility of Linux (some of which are intrigued and somewhat open to switching) would look at me as if I were insane were I to send them this “guide”
My cousin dreamt it
That’s right, OP. Don’t forget to remove the french locale from the windows partition!
Have you considered reporting her to HR (Horse Resources) for inappropriate behaviour in a grazeplace environment?