TooManyFoods

“Crow San Tuhs, boil’em mash’em put’em in a stew”

Some think it’s that Trump himself was not on the ballot? Trust me, he was on the ballot

Bob Dole knows that that’s a mistake Bob Dole made.

I’m broken. I saw the word slam in the news and my mind went through the who, “ugh slammed again huh” then started going through “come on and SLAM! and welcome to the JAM” before I realized what the article was saying.

But he was sorry for getting shot in the face.

Terrible mental image there. “If your knob is vomiting diarrhea, use vomnito the knob anti nausea medicine recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors. Doctor number 5 is a sick puppy who likes it”

They are probably building a highway

He was imprisoned for a month. Who can rationally make 2M in bail?

Not as bad as the last place comics one.

The island has been closed for years. Musk needs to get his supply somehow.

Ridiculous. He wasn’t president when the crime occurred, he wasn’t president when the trial happened.

Well yes, but the US has really has only ever done one war for doing slavery, and never really ended the practice there.

America has oil.

Isn’t that why they are bringing in Texas?

Yes

He feels quite hungry

She should spend 10 years working for a soup kitchen first to get actually close to the people. Only then should she think about moving onto anything local.

So Robert e Lee is a hero of the Republican party? The white house belongs to all Americans

Something about “comedy’s legal again” huh?

Anyone outside south of the border is about to be classified a drug trafficker